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Braveheart shower 

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
Braveheart shower by Listat January 3, 2009
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the braveheart 

While having sex in a porto-potty, one (near ejaculation) shoves his partners head into the blue watery substance that often settles in the bottom of a newly cleaned porto-john. As he is near climax he will pull his partners head back up and ejaculate onto his/her face. creating a look similar to that of the face paint in the movie brave heart. Crying "FRREEEEEDOOMMMMM" is optional.
personA: "Why the hell is Sarah's face blue?"
personB: "I took her out to the porto-crapper and gave her the braveheart"
personA: "niceeee"
the braveheart by IndigoTrikes November 5, 2011

Braveheart 

A unit of time measuring 3 hours and two minutes.
It’s not so bad, we only have half a Braveheart til we arrive.
Braveheart by Aaron631 October 30, 2018

the braveheart 

when you are having sex with a girl and right before or while cumming you scream FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
last night i heard my roommate pull the braveheart on a girl
the braveheart by krivoruchka August 22, 2010

the braveheart 

The braveheart is when you are going at it with a girl that preferably looks like Mel Gibson, and after the sexual activity, you put on a kilt, and throw your partner into a wall as hard as you can.If you want, you can have her dress up as a knight, in order to soften the blow. Face paint is not necessary, but is recommended by the professionals.
-'hey why does martha have a neck brace?'
-"i heard billy threw that hoe into a wall."
the braveheart by mr. d June 3, 2004

Braveheart 

Anyone brave enough to say this. You guys are such a douche bags for saying stupid stuff, like she is on her period. Get a class you douchebags! Thats braveheart Morons. Nobody in their right mind vvould do that by smearing nasty stuff on their face.
See the above example for braveheart or buy a book for dummies and retarded.
Braveheart by King of Persia May 16, 2010

BraveHeart 

Used as a compliment and to describe someone who is courageous,willing,patient,fearless and daring e.g warrior or a soldier.

To face harsh,hard,bad, unpleasant conditions or situations.
Aw, bless his little braveheart .
We need a leader that possess a braveheart.

Her braveheart endured seeing his dead body.
BraveHeart by Banana spoon April 4, 2017