phantom braker

driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.

I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.

by Ya Momz May 3, 2005

Banker Rich

used to describe those living ostentatiously yet in massive deb

“What can I say? I live banker rich,” explains Corey Kavanaugh, a 22 year out of work Best Buy employee as he watches a 120” LCD HDTV in his mother’s basement

by leveraged so February 27, 2009

Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

Brander

The name for a major deity in some small tribal east african religions.

Bro, im tweakin i think Brander might smite me.

by ccc725 August 2, 2010

banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

sperm banker

A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons

Don't kiss that one ,she's a sperm banker!

by twistednick December 28, 2009

Italian Banker

Sexual Position mentioned in the ABC show Dirty Sexy Money where the man lies on his back, facing up while the woman sits on top of him also facing up. She then raises her hips and arches her back to allow penetration as well as moving her hands behind her on the ground. In this position the woman does pretty much all the work. Also called the Italian Chandelier.

We did the Italian Banker last night - she was tired but I was ready to go again.

by Dan-O- November 8, 2007