Braiden

The other word for "LEGENDARY".

This kid called Braiden (or EoPBraiden) is a sexy ass mother fucker.

Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!

by Gouldy18 October 15, 2011

Brainlet

Someone with severe mental retardations.
Just like a manlet is a half-man, a brainlet is someone with half a brain or endowed with a very small amount of grey matter.

Billy: "Hey dad i microwaved the cat to dry his fur after the bath and he just exploded wtf"
Dad: "You're a fucking brainlet Billy"

by emonaznes September 7, 2017

Branden

very funny,good friend,good boyfriend whoever has the name Branden is unique in a lot of ways he is very good with the girls he’ll be there when they need him and the one girl he really likes you might have a future with

Branden is really funny

by love whisper April 24, 2019

bradenton

Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.

Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.

by Shannon Albritton September 30, 2005

braindance

Braindance is a genre of electronic music heavily inspired by acid techno and IDM. Braindance songs typically have a moderate-fast tempo, analogue-sounding synths (including the 303 or a clone of its sound), and analogue drum machine sounds or breakbeats.

Aphex Twin is the one of most well-known and acclaimed braindance musicians.

by lempamo August 17, 2020

BraidenHoss.com

A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*

Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?

Pops the let down: wassup homie? What’s new?

Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!

Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!

by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

Branden

Brandens, (usually males), are very funny, and smart! They may seem quiet in public, but are really outgoing when they're with their friends. Brandens are normally very tall, with long legs. They're normally very cute and attractive! Brandens normally have curly hair, and are very skinny. They enjoy being awesome all day, everyday. Brandens are always there for their friends, and always will be. They make great boyfriends, and treat any girl well. They're very kind, funny, talented, and sweet. If you know a Branden, keep him in your life!

"Branden, You're so awesome!"
"Damn, Branden is cool!"
"Ooooh, What's HIS name? He's CUTEEE!"
"That would be Branden."

by xAllYSAURx January 8, 2012