Bradshawed

This verb, coined by the Hall of Fame football player Terry Bradshaw, describes the following 12 step process:

1) Find a slutty woman.
2) Get wasted.
3) Find an audience.
4) Rent a hotel room.
5) Invite the audience and the slutty woman to the hotel room.
6) Ask the slut to have sex with you in front of the audience.
7) Make the slutty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) Strip the slutty woman.
8) Lube up the slut's ass & watch her get horny.
9) Pull out your boner.
10) Drive your boner up her ass in one fell swoop.
11) Pull your boner out and slap her ass.
12) Walk toward the door and say, "You just got Bradshawed!"

Kyle debated giving Kim a Dirty Sanchez or perhaps a Donkey Punch, but Bradshawed her instead. Kim's ass really felt reamed after she got Bradshawed.

by J-Haug July 11, 2006

bradshawing

Slowly turning around and falling on your ass in the style of Ahmad Bradshaw's Super Bowl XLVI touchdown.

Did you see that girl bradshawing over there?

by bradshawer March 13, 2012

braesha

A really sweet, loving, happy, nice, cute, thicc, beautiful girl that will always give u love and be there for u when u feel down 🥰

Noah: omg that girls perfect
Kiwi: oh u mean braesha? Cuz damn right she is

by Kenith_ July 28, 2019

jbl john bradshaw layfield

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.

All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!

by Mister Ignorant July 14, 2004

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

One of the most loyal, hard-working and superb wrestlers ever to grace the WWF/WWE. Since his change to the JBL character, he has developed enormously into a major talent in WWE programming and was most deserving of his 10-month reign as WWE Champion. He truly did not deserve to lose to Cena in such a short match at WMXXI after such a great tenure.

JBL is one of the all-time greatest, and, I'm telling you, if he hit you with a Clothesline From Hell in real life, you would most definitely be finished!

by Gavin Anderson April 25, 2005

Bradshaw

The art of using a long ranged melee weapon to decimate your opponent in mortal combat.

Holy shit I jus bradshaw'd that entire fuckin team

by Yatoplayz December 5, 2020

jordan bradshaw

Jordan bradshaw Is a cute, loving, hot, and dirty girl who hates people who don't like to be touched (you know what I mean) and loves fuzzy hair. Should always be paired with someone about her height, preferably a Gabriel (search definition).

Wow, that jordan bradshaw and that gabriel. ( WH4T IS G01NG 0N BETW33M TH3M?! )

by Ryan pushtogether May 17, 2016