Brosatru

Alleged followers of the Norse faith that scream about going to Valhalla and think they're vikings and are loud and obnoxious about it and have probably only ever just watch the show Vikings

"Bro, BRO! When I die im going to Valhalla and im gunna fight beside Thor everyday!Til Valhalla!!!"

Ugh who invited the brosatru's

by HeathenHijinks January 24, 2021

Boostaloo

He is arguably the worlds greatest at everything. Not only is he funny, good looking, fertile, and smart; but he has the ability to fly at super speeds. Boostaloo is used as a handle for many message boards and characters, but in reality comes from a nickname given to him by his father. He can be recognized by his signiture elipsis at the end of his posts.

"That guy is almost as cool as Boostaloo!"

"Boostaloo would be Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris looked like Brad Pitt."

"You just pulled a Boostaloo; no woder all the ladies love you..."

by Eddie Bayview August 31, 2008

Brosa Parks

A bro who doesn't listen to the rules and fights the power.

Jon: "James, you're being such a Brosa Parks right now, just get to the back of the bus."

by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

brootal

This word was made popular by many Myspace bands. Brootal is another way of spelling Brutal, but the mis-spelling makes you cool. You can hype your image when using it by:

* TYPING IT IN ALL UPPERCASE
* Spelling it with two zeros: br00tal
* If your name starts with B, brootal should follow.

2.It's another way to say cool, awesome, hardcore.

1. Ex 1: THAT WAS SOME BROOTAL PLAYING!
Ex 2: I'm br00tal.
Ex 3: BROUKE BR00TAL.

2. Person 1: Dude, did you see those kids get beaten up today?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some brootal shit.

by Shenkisshi August 12, 2006

brostalk

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

by lbeeee June 1, 2009

Brostard

A short person who wears specs and stabs a bro in the back by dating the girl he was supposed to help the bro get

Bro1: hey look there is Saadi!!
Bro2: no man thats a Brostard

by Omer Mirza July 10, 2012

Brosac

a bag, satchel, handbag, pack, or sac being carried around by a male figure also known as a murse, man purse, or european handbag but less emasculating and much more hardcore.

Let me get my condoms, football uniform, cougar, and other masculine stuff out of my brosac.

I wish guys would stop staring at my brosac.

I will beat you with my diamond plated brosac.

by Chemski18 May 30, 2011