Bouquet

The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.

I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

loves bouquet

flowers themselves hold so much love and beauty, while one persons love for another is the most beautiful thing to naturally exist. ‘loves bouquet’ symbolizes all the love that is given in a beautiful form such as flowers.

“loves bouquet”

by loves bouquet February 21, 2022

Bouqueting

When two men enjoy mutual masturbation using one hand until simultaneous ejaculation is achieved.

Hubert: I had a great bouqueting session with Tim last night.

Jim: Yeah, I heard.

Hubert: Sozzles.

by HubertandPubert November 29, 2010

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.

1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.

2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 2, 2009

Bouquet of Cock

1.Derogatory insult utilized at the end of a conversation or argument to convey your immense displeasure with an individual.

2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.

3. See Prvt. Pyle

Guy1: "Why are you such an asshole? I really think you have issues!"

Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"

alternate:

Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"

by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is a term often used by less a than virtuous female when referring to the fact she has a choice of men to sleep with and/or buy her tangible objects. Some members of the bouquet may be used for both sex and profit while others may find themselves used strictly for sex or alternatively strictly for profit.

1. My love life is great, I have a man bouquet to pick from.

2. Bryan is the stud of my man bouquet, but Dave is the bank!

by idoit4civilization July 8, 2012

Bouquet

To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).

I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020