Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.
Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
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