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Boy Band

Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.
MTV introDOUCHED another Boy Band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish TRL.
by Mikey G October 9, 2003
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Boy Banding

A strategy of collecting an attractive but diverse group of males in order to cultivate maximum potential attention from the opposite sex in social situations. Each member of the group has equivalent good looks but a different perceived personality type, like members of a boy band. Also known as N'Syncing.
"Greg just called and said we are boy banding tonight. I was gonna wear my fedora but now I have to be the 'sweet one'"
by The Louisiana Squisher August 9, 2012
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Boy Band

A music group of young men that produce popular music that usually appeals to a teenage female audience. Boybands may or may not play instruments, usually the difference between a band and a boyband is with the behavior of its fans. Fans of boybands are more attracted to the members(visually and romantically), and fans of bands only typically care about the music.

Characteristics of a boyband:
-Signed to a major record label
-All music is not written by band members
-Fans are focused on individual members, rather than the music
-Boybands usually promote a product (ex. holding a contest through retail company like Target or Walmart, or being in commercials that advertise something unrelated to their music)
Girl 1: "That new boyband, 5 seconds of summer, is all over the radio."

Girl 2: "Omg! No! They're a pop punk band!! I'm literally dying right now, how could you be so stupid?!?! Go to hell!! You're a bitch!!"

Girl 1: "They're actually a Boy Band, they don't write most of their pop song's music. They're signed to Capitol records, one of the biggest record labels in the world. They appeal to teenage "fangirls", and their concerts consist of obsessive girls screaming the members names."

Girl 2: "Shut up, freak! You're just stupid and jealous!!!!"

Girl 1: "I'm supposed to be jealous of a boyband that has annoying fans and who is hated by real pop punk bands?"
by bishpls October 16, 2014
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Boy Band

The area between the asshole and ballsack on a man or the asshole and the vagina on a woman.
Mark's boy band was sore after his eighteen-mile bike ride.
by The Bibbster February 15, 2009
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Boy bands

A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.
Have you heard of the boy bands In Real Life, Why Don’t We, and PRETTYMUCH?
by ItzzYourrGurll July 15, 2018
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Bois Bande

A popular drink in St Lucia that has been traditionally used for many years to restore sexual vitality, increase sperm count, and give men the hard of their life.
Garson where the Bois Bande? I have a date tonight.
by Disqus2.0 May 8, 2022
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Boy band

A group of 3 to 5 teenage boys who can not write songs or play instruments all they do is sing and dance around on stage like puppets.
by R5_xoxox October 28, 2015
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