bowlwinder

A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.

Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.

by JayDub October 1, 2004

Bowing Diplomacy

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

by knunchunks August 29, 2018

Boolin

just absolutely fuckin chillin

friend1: what's up man?
friend2: just boolin with jackie

by alyssajolene February 6, 2018

Bowling Ball Treatment

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012

let's go bowling!

Interjection

(1)What an annoying character on Grand Theft Auto IV asks by phone. Unlike other characters on the game, he constantly annoys you with: let's go play darts!, go drinking!, ect.
(2)Said to be irelalantly humorous, especially said in serious matters.

Roman: Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
Niko: For the last fucking time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling!

by randomduderandomnumber December 31, 2011

Bowling Ball Present

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.

From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.

by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005

Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.

Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.

by anonymous January 10, 2019