The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Row-Sham-Bowed

to destroy something on epically huge level; or to be epically destroyed be something or someone; to be tricked or ripped off

I Row-Sham-Bowed the fuck out of that wall with that bitches head.

I asked her if she wanted to eiffel tower and she Row-Sham-Bowed my face with a monster bitch slap.

I bought a sketchy dolphin on ebay but that bitch Row-Sham-Bowed me and sent me a sketchy turtle.

by jb81391 February 18, 2011

Ox-bowed

When you get cut off from a group. When you're in a large group but it gets separated.

I was with them but they ox-bowed me

by Ittybittypiggy June 18, 2017

I'm bored

Hey me too. If you're bored give a thumbs up!

I'm bored
ME ToOOOooOoOOOOoOOOoooO0

by Levi........ January 19, 2019

im bored in class

ik same

Im bored in class, because it sucks d...

by bruh get off urban dictionary September 18, 2020

bored hating

Hating because you're bored and you have nothing else to do with your time so you hate for entertainment, attention, or to pass the time I.e trolling,negative comments etc

(Concert)
Guy 1:can we go now
Guy2:we just got here
Guy1: and we need to "just" leave

Guy2: this concert was sold out and he's one of the top 5 artist in the country hitting platinum with his last 3 albums
Guy1: I mean the songs aren't even that good

Guy2:oh shit he just pulled up in a Bugatti

Guy1: he makes the car look slow
Guy2: that outfit hella lit
Guy1:I mean its ok it's just clothes
Guy2: yo can you shut cho bored hating ass up and try to enjoy yourself

by Small Fry guy October 30, 2017

bored

What you probably are if you're looking this up.

Get off the computer and do something interesting!

by Key November 25, 2004