burtled

Expressing damage to an object or a person.
pr.: bertulled.

Stems from the word Burly with German roots and Norcal tweaker expression.

Alternative spelling: Bertled.

Did you see that accident on the highway ? That ladies car was fully burtled.

Earl got burtled by that guy !!!

by CurlyBird June 11, 2006

BottledMindFrame (BMF)

Slang/Noun.

A sense of deliria often mistaken for trolling, in which the emotions of others cannot be distinguished from the actual emotions those others are feeling. To have a BottledMindFrame is difficult to deal with but can be treated.

BottledMindFrame (BMF) conversation example.

Normal guy: Hey did you see the game last night? :)
Guy with BottledMindFrame: OMG YOU'RE SO ANGRY!
Normal guy: Huh? lol Where did you get that idea?

Guy with BottledMindFrame: SEE YOU'RE SO MAD RIGHT NOW
Normal guy: *Shakes head in disappointment*

by KiwiGod July 7, 2012

Bortles

The sound chunky vomit makes as it hits the toilet

Blake must have been sick; I heard bortles coming from the bathroom.

by OGPCPA September 17, 2017

bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

borthed

A state of extreme intoxication, often accompanied by the removal of all clothing and loss of consciousness in a public environment.

Also "borthed up", similar usage to "fucked up"

Man 1: Were you wasted or what last night?
Man 2: Oh mate, I got borthed up, drank a coupla boxes of beer and took my pants of at Seaworld
Man 1: Sounds like you were well borthed

Teen 1: Did you see how borthed Jules was at the party last night?
Teen 2: Most borthed cunt round, fookin 'ell

Gentleman: In my humble opinion, birth of your first child is a solid gold reason to get borthed up.

by johncreillyatemybaby December 18, 2012

Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.

My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

bottledog

Someone who collects bottles to redeem the deposit.

Get out of my recycling bin you useless bottledog... get your own bottles!

by DeShaunius July 29, 2020