bonzai

A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.

Oh! I need to water my bonzai now.

by coryk July 13, 2006

Bonzai kill

In a FPS game when you cook your grenade to the point where you end up blowing yourself up, and one or more of your opponents. It may be the ultimate sacrifice but few people expect you to commit suicide just to get a kill.

Pro: *player runs around corner with grenade in hand

Noob: *player starts to shoot

Pro: "FTW!!!"

BOOM!

Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

by Talks Without Any Thought January 13, 2011

Bonzai

When a girl goes beyond her own ability trying to take too much dick in her mouth at one time while giving a guy head, surpassing her gag reflex and vomiting chunks and stomach acids on the shaft, balls, and general male reproductive region. yelling "BONZAI"

dude, this hot Korean chick was giving me head last night and then she just bonzaied all over my raging ten inch boner.

by In Yo Mouth May 5, 2010

Bonzai

It is actually a miniature tree type.But in Turkey it is a weed type.They sell it in ghettos.It has so much chemicals and can make you die.Be careful.

Bro i think they are high.High on bonzai.

by ramonathequeen May 11, 2016

Bonzai skiing

Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.

Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.

by Frankitou January 10, 2012

j-hat on da bozak

Advice given to adolescents to remember to use a condom.

Yo bitch, do I needs to put da j-hat on da bozak?

by slimshady September 13, 2004

bonzai

v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.

Let's get a half-O of shrooms and go bonzai!

by SkiBall January 1, 2006