bonus eruptus

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.

"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"

by ripelivejam August 19, 2009

BK bonus ring

The random onion ring sometimes included in your order of BK french fries. It's kinda cool and kinda repulsive at the same time. Apparently, two completely separate receptacles for the fried side items is too lofty a concept for the King.

Chris: "Check it out! I got a BK bonus ring in my fries when we went through the drive thru!"

Smitty: "Look! I got a BK bonus fry in my onion rings!"

James: "BK sucks. Let's go to Chipotle."

by whiteboyDJ March 9, 2010

bonus anus

1. Something given or paid in addition to what is usual or expected.

2. Something good, extra, free or unexpected.

Oprah - "You get a car! You get a car! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!"

Random audience member slash receiver of new awesome Oprah car - "BONUS ANUS!"

by dirtydawgggggg November 8, 2010

bonus beer

Beer which one "discovers" having not known that it was there. Typically this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a secondary fridge or forgotten cooler. Discovery of said beer is usually followed by feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a jacket one has not worn in some time.

I'll just clean out the fridge, haven't done that in a while... wait a sec what's this? BONUS BEER! Righteous!

by Chef Dionysus September 12, 2008

Briggsy Bonus

When a homosexual is doing his lover and then crams one or both of his testicles in as well. This is known as a Briggsy Bonus. Named after its originator who has been known to pleasure trannies in this way.

Trannie 1: I never knew what "stretched" meant until last night.

Trannie 2: So you got a Briggsy Bonus then?

Trannie 1: Yeah, by Briggsy himself.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Japanese bonus track

If you visit band or lyrics websites, you may often see extra tracks in discographies described as being 'Japanese bonus tracks'. This is in part due to CD prices in Japan. To stop shops from buying cheap from abroad, the Japanese version may include an extra song.

Lost Prophets, OutKast, Sonata Arctica, Pain of Salvation, Less Than Jake to name some of the artists with Japanese bonus tracks that come up first in a Google search.

by Mark_H September 5, 2008

Akabusi Bonus

Similar to a Brucie Bonus, an Akabusi Bonus is when a man ejaculates inside his lady friend's vagina during sex and manages to maintain his erection, making him able to carry on the intercourse.

However when the second ejaculation is imminent, the man pulls out of the lovely vagina, and sprays the love juice into the young lady's face while shouting "Awooga".

John; I gave Suzie a good seeing to last night...
Mickey; Did she get the Brucie Bonus?
John; No I went for the classic Akabusi Bonus...
Mickey; Awooga!

by Call me Johnny Cakes April 28, 2011