Eruptus

A variation of a boner.

Boy: Damn, you're giving me an eruptus!

Girl: Oh my god! That's gross, keep that shit to your self!

Boy: What? It's not a boner! It's different... It's cooler...

by Chancellor 1223 November 3, 2008

Eruptus Vesuvanus

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.

Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.

by JustinCredible H August 2, 2023

bonus eruptus

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.

"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"

by ripelivejam August 19, 2009

erupture

when something tries to erupt and rupture at the same time

If you do that with the car, your engine will erupture.

by 7777777 June 20, 2008

Eruptesating

dismantling of enthusiasm coinciding with the nullifying of desire and achievement brought on by common Halo Reach: Beta scenarios.

1) Eruptesating death by rocket launched by teammate while on a killing frenzy.

2) Eruptesatingly utter annihilation by a single random grenade upon spawn.

3) Participating in the eruptesating common death by sword as one exits up the airlift.

4) Achieving a Kill/Death ratio of 10 or greater and still losing because your eruptesating teammate 4 went negative 19.

5) Having the eruptesating noob sit at the flag base and pickup/drop each flag added to team flag zone carried by other teammates.

Ect.

by Just Frosty May 7, 2010