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speed bonus

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The act of ripping off the self-checkout lane by pretending to scan some of your items.
Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollars and got this carton of ice cream for free as a speed bonus.
by Kevin Rocks August 1, 2009
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back side bonus

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The frosting that sticks on the bottom side of your donut from the donut below.
Melanie picked out a donut out of the box and received one with a little Back Side Bonus.
by Quincerr September 30, 2012
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The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Signing Bonus

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The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.
Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.
by zeeferino October 21, 2011
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street bonus

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When someone is walking around in the streets looking sexy and you treat yourself to a cheeky look.
Saw this girl with a great ass on my way to work this morning, got myself a street bonus.

I'm looking great today, street bonuses for everyone
by Salmon13 October 4, 2017
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Surprise Ginger Bonus

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An extra point awarded for each ginger child appearing in photographs submitted for a scavenger hunt.
Though they had finished last in the hunt itself, the Surprise Ginger Bonus propelled them to the top.
by Bonus_Collector June 18, 2010
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