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Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011
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bonnerific

An adjective that describes an action that a woman does to a man that will most likely give him a long lasting erection
Woah! I just hooked up with that blonde chick in my van!...sooo bonnerific

It was bonnerific when my teacher kept me late after class to let me spank her with a ruler because shes been a naughty teacher.
by rubixcube March 28, 2008
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bonerific

adj. modifying something equally exciting and provoking and as arousing as when a male animal of any species "pops" a boner (a hard yes sensitive penis) when it is ready to get it on or "make love" to another person, animal, or even thing.
1. "The Superman ride at Sixflags is bonerific." (modifying the Superman ride)

2. "That 7-year-old little boy over there looks bonerific." (modifying a 7-year-old little boy)
by rachie April 21, 2004
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Bonerific

When something is so unbearably good that you could almost blow a load just thinking about it, it can be considered BONERIFIC.
Synonmyms include, splendid, amazing, great, super, awesome, as well as many other positive emotions.
Man these fish sticks are just bonerific!

Today is such a bonerific day!
by CaptainBonerific August 30, 2010
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Bonerific

That Was Such A Bonerific Movie!
That's Some Bonerific Food.
You're So Bonerific!!!
by xx__X December 28, 2009
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bonerific

Brian Griffin's catchphrase; he says it ALL the time.
Brian: No, why would I say that? It's not even a word.
Peter: What isn't a word?
Brian: Bonerific.
by psycarrot March 24, 2022
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Bonerrific

Something so terrificly arousing about a females physical feauture, it will give you a long hard boner!
That girls white and soft breasts are bonerrific!<3
by Titty_Monster April 24, 2013
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