Bongo

The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.

"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!"
"Bongo"
"Well fuck"
(He must do said event to avoid punch)

by Bongoshop November 15, 2013

Bongo

A bongo is when you shove your hand so deep inside of someone’s butt that you reach a vital organ, twist it out of it’s socket, and pull it out with your bare hand. This was usually done by native Americans as a public execution.

Native American chief: Death or Bongo?
Victim: Death!
Native American chief: death... by BONGO!
Victim: I’m totally screwed.
Native American chief: *commits bongo*
Victim: *dies*

by LittleTimmyTTV42069 October 19, 2019

Bongo

A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.

Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)

by Rollisimo August 26, 2008

Bongos

Another way of saying “goodbye” or “peace out”

friend: alright see you later!

Me: ight bongos

by LONG LORD January 13, 2020

Bongo-Bongo land

Humorous description of a third world country, usually in Africa.

As in Alan Clark's suggestion that immigrants ought to be sent back to "Bongo-Bongo Land"

by siymon July 21, 2006

Bongo-Bongo land

A non-racist way to refer in a non-prejudiced manner to the entirety of Africa as a destitute drain on the world economy ruled over by corrupt tyrants that spend all the aid money on Ray Bans and Ferraris. Usually used only by people old enough to claim that it was 'a perfectly acceptable term to use when they were growing up' as defence when accused of racism by the PC brigade.

"How we can possibly be giving £1bn a month, when we're in this sort of debt, to Bongo Bongo Land is completely beyond me." Godfrey Bloom MEP

"I don't see why we putting billions of pounds straight into the pockets of the corrupt leaders in Bongo-Bongo land when we have plenty of corrupt leaders here we could be giving that money to."

by JovianReach August 07, 2013

bongos

Things that guys like to do puff-puffs with

can I play with your bongos?

by Breast professer June 13, 2007