The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Bonobo

Special type of monkeys who live in Boosted Lands,and are related to Twitch streamer Nightblue3.They are usualy really toxic and highly boosted.

You boosted Bonobo.
Rabia,dinner is ready.

by GolemCaptain January 4, 2017

Boob to Belly Ratio

A comparison size between a woman's breasts and their belly/gut/etc. Ideally, men look for women who's breast ratio are larger than the belly. Likewise, women who have a bigger belly than they have breasts are said to violate the boob to belly ratio.

"dude, that girl over at the bar is hot!"

"You're kidding, right? She totally violates the boob to belly ratio!..."

by sphynxor February 8, 2012

Boob lesbian

A boob lesbian is a female who would lick a boob but not a vagina.

Hey, I really like your boobs but not your fish tank.

Well I'm a boob lesbian, so show me ya tits but not ya bits.

I'm not too sure about your flaps, but I'm sure impressed with your rack.

by See this September 27, 2014

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023