Lauren Boebert

Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.
Lauren Boebert is just as crazy as Marjorie Taylor Greene
by Soul_Driver September 01, 2021
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Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
by Philbert T. Merkin III September 21, 2023
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Double Boebert

when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public
“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"

"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024
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Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.
Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.
by TransAnna September 17, 2023
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Boeberting

Vaping whilst touching each others privates.
You two teenagers better not be boeberting in your room.
by Pseudo D-Rock September 18, 2023
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The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.
While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival
by Scartissue01 February 14, 2024
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Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 08, 2023
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