BOBBITTED

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN

THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.

by HUEG August 19, 2008

Pull a Bobbitt

To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.

Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table again, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt!

by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.

Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment

by Sexydimma December 2, 2015

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

bobbitt

An act in halo where a female player shoots the penis of the male halo player.

If you t-bag me again I'll bobbitt you!

by Surfergirl08 April 7, 2008

bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat October 29, 2008

bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013