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james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.
I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.
by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007
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blinketed

Really really trashed. Not just drunk, not in no mans land, but really really off the wall drunk, like Fish!
Dude last night when you were mad cringled, I was so blinketed! Like Fish!
by Ddelz01 October 14, 2008
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Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .
Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !
by Chigga1323 December 29, 2013
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Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
by sho9 May 11, 2011
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Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".
I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.
by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010
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Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."
by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008
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Blunked

"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"
by cookie queen February 4, 2014
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