blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.
Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?
Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!
Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!
by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019
Get the blundercock mug.A seemingly endless series of mistakes, gaffs, blunders & fuck-ups over a very short period of time
Respect to Marina Hyde at The Guardian for creating this word
Respect to Marina Hyde at The Guardian for creating this word
The last couple of days saw the unforced blunderrhoea of The Leader and it's fallout, demonstrating what a full-spectrum shitshow could look like and how it also stained his supporters with the same mire
by ambi_D November 6, 2021
Get the blunderrhoea mug.When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006
Get the Bedtime Blunder mug.During the setting up phase or first turn of a game (primarily a board game), the player who's turn it is makes an overly aggressive and erroneous turn. The player doesn't recover from the mistake for the remainder of the game. This was named after board game reviewer from Dice Tower.
A player decides to found a civilisation in an arid desert.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.
by Maverick4986 November 2, 2020
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Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.
Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...
by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008
Get the blunderbuss mug.A sorry condition developed by lack of social action and quirkworthy interaction.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.
Symptoms include; penchants for Simple Plan, vehemently upheld 'moral values', academic tasks completed by 3:45 pm, meticulous overuse of highlighter. Can oft be cured with a nip of Muclam.
"Hey der"
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"
"Kwl."
"Heysss diddle diddle!"
"lol wtf?"
"You bro, you gots da feva- da blandular fever!"
"Kwl."
by Slovo1456 October 24, 2008
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