country blumkin

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008

Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

Reverse Blumkin

When a girl is taking a dump and giving a guy a blow job

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump and she just gave me a reverse blumpkin

by cumstein21 February 12, 2005

Backside Blumkin

The act of receiving a rimjob while taking urinating.

Last night at prom I got a backside blumkin from my teacher.

by BakksideBlumkin February 6, 2022

Blumkin on the Rocks

Getting a blumkin, and the person giving it has a mouth full of pop rocks.

Man, its so nice to get a Blumkin on the rocks!

by Abby n KD March 31, 2008

atomic blumkin

is when a man is in the bathroom after taking a laxative and has a mad case of dirahia exploding all in the shitter while his girl is sucking his cock and getting sprayed in the face from the explosions of the males ass

mike was having an atomic shit and his g/f came in to give him the atomic blumkin and ended up leaving with a mouth full of cum and a face full of shit

by rob6712 January 14, 2009

Cheezy Blumkin

Eating cheese while enjoying a Blumpkin.

Ryan enjoyed a "Cheezy Blumkin" after Trisha delivered him some Taco Bob's.

by T-Krul March 13, 2009