Blumkinini

Eating a plate of pasta and taking a massive shit while getting a blowjob courtesy of your male or female partner.

Yeah my bitch gave me a blumkinini last night. The pasta was great but she bit my dick on accident.

by Master Kuay October 21, 2010

blumkin face

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.

"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."

by Scholzy November 20, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

blumpnasty

Receiving a rim job while taking a poo.

Bob Saget gave the most outrageous blumpnasty to Condoleezza Rice, you couldn't even clean it up with a spoon!

by Jeffers January 13, 2005

Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

Blamindo

A 17 year old with balls of fucking steel. Does not give two fucks about what people think of him. Mostly known for pissing off liberals, Blamindo is a fucking God amongst us all.

Dear God, Blamindo completely fucked up that libtard

by DadClicker6420 June 11, 2022