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bumbering

Occasional misspelling of the word "bumbling"; often used online by ill-informed individuals who have severe language issues and spread idiocy on craigslist. Despite the fact that there are those who may tell you otherwise, it needs to remain clear that 'bumbering' is not a "British" word, but rather just a made-up one.
"You are a bumbering fool!"
"Actually, I think you mean 'bumbling' fool."
by Puffaloover January 11, 2008
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blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."
Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.
by Jennifer May 30, 2004
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Bumbaringis

n. Something that is so totally extreme (bad or good), that it is virtually unattainable, save a select few.
That man is such a bumbaringis.
You wouldn't know a bumbaringis if it slapped your face!
by Rick June 7, 2004
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Hubba Blubbering

Why you cry so hard you blow a snot bubble out of your nose in the style of 80's chewing gum Hubba Bubba.
Francois: Wow, you were really upset when you found out Milli Vanilli weren't actually singing.

Millicent: Upset?! I was at home hubba blubbering! When that shit popped snot went everywhere!
by Antoine testicle October 22, 2009
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Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.
Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.
by Neglect September 23, 2010
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Bumpering

The act of coming up close behind another driver whether one is in a hurry or just trying to be irritating.
That truck is bumpering me! They keep coming up right behind me too close and it makes me angry!
by Rikijon January 4, 2015
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Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.
Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye
by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016
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