blue balls

Something a guy will tell a girl to get her to sleep with him. (She usually laughs and thinks it's funny. It works better than getting angry.)

guy1-"I have blue balls..." teenage girl2-"awwww.. pooor baby... why don't you drop your pants down and let me suck you off!"

girl2-"My ex-boyfriend used to have blue balls all the time..." current boyfriend- slaps his face... gets angry because he hasn't had any in a few weeks.

girl2-"what's wrong baby?"

by yogiepopo February 2, 2014

Blue-Balls

Two hours of dry fucking and no cumming = Blue balls

"Yo, i've gotta get going home now, cause i've gotta jerk-it"

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

blue ball

When a guy is driven to extreme sexual arousing without ejaculation.

The effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours.

The only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area.

The best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.

Sharon rubbed her arse on my cock for ages. She wouldn't shag me, so I went home with blue ball.

by Buccio March 1, 2004

blue balls

The single greatest and most used excuse by males to ensure that females or males finish the job.

Baby if you stop now I will get blue balls.

by madfelixxx January 5, 2008

blue ball

when the bitch wont finish

man, jessie gave andy blue balls

by biggaff July 30, 2004

blue balls

The excruciating pain felt in the balls when a girl gives you head, but doesn't finish you off.

by djdan December 29, 2002