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Boxers

Clothing that you fill with hot sticky cum when you ejaculate from your throbbing hard dick due to masturbation or a wet dream
Last night I woke up to find my boxers squishy with cold sperm all over it and my stomach and legs. I realised I had a wet dream and thought, hey im already dirty... I masturbated and didnt even bother to catch the cum, leaving my boxers to catch it. It was awsome, my jizz went all over my hands and I rubbed it all over my softening dick.
by callum69 May 29, 2009
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fart-boxers

A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.
boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
by tycali February 1, 2013
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us polo boxers

Phil’s mom bought him cheap ass US Polo boxers again for the 10th straight year for Christmas
by user746_69 November 22, 2022
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Boner Boxers

Boxers that hide a minor to a massive boner, Typically boxer-briefs, Used when you know hot girls will be around
Person A: Damn That lady looks swell
Person B: I know! good thing I got my Boner Boxers on
by Bonerboxerman July 20, 2010
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A boxers lunch

Feeding someone thier teeth. Intentionaly doing as much damage as possable with a punch.
Fuckshit, I'm gonna feed you a boxers lunch!
by Vidurr July 3, 2006
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boxers

underwear that most male teens wear. If a teen male isn't wearing boxers, then he usually gets a wedgie by someone wearing boxers.
In gym class today, everyone except the nerds,(whom wear being given wedgies), wore their plaid boxers
by aeb1 October 5, 2006
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Boxers Balls

When your ballsack is tangled in your boxers. Feels like they're in a chokehold every time you move your legs. Happens in sports or when your balls are sweaty. Also can happen when your boxers are to small.
I had to go to the bathroom to fix my killer boxers balls.
by tman1124 April 13, 2010
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