Skip to main content

blopnuts

The condition testicles are in after being kicked, punched, hit with a football, or any contact resulting in being knocked to the floor after being hit in the testicles, usually lasting about 10-15 minutes.
John tossed me the sledgehammer, but i failed to catch it properly and it left me with blopnuts.
by Blopnuts April 5, 2005
mugGet the blopnuts mug.

Backdoor blowout

When finished with anal sex, the man pulls his member from the ladies anus, which then blows shit all over the man.
When I was finished banging becky in the backdoor last night, she had a backdoor blowout. It was a disgusting mess.
by Jimmybow March 31, 2009
mugGet the Backdoor blowout mug.

Blonut

the satisfaction of recieving a felacio and eating a donut simultaneously
I enjoyed my BLONUT so much, I got icing all over my face! LOL
by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006
mugGet the Blonut mug.

brazilian blowout

When your ass implant explodes.
Damn! You see Sahqueeta's Brazilian Blowout?

-- Yeah that shits nasty.
by super words April 15, 2015
mugGet the brazilian blowout mug.

Blowout

End of semester celebrations that occur on the last day of classes and generally involve excessive and early morning drinking, denial about upcoming exams, puking and rallying, and the making of poor life decisions. Spring blowout is generally a larger ordeal, as the weather is conducive to outdoor drinking and slip and slide and seniors like to return to their freshmen dorms to give it a little toast. Like many great legacies, such as full-contact beer pong, this festivity had its beginnings at the College of William and Mary.
"Hey, we've got to find a freshmen to let us in to Yates dorm for spring blowout this year. The administration is hardcore about locking down all the freshmen halls so we can't work havoc."
by Sabzi April 9, 2008
mugGet the Blowout mug.

blowout kid

by pigeonsquad March 16, 2015
mugGet the blowout kid mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email