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Bloghard

When a blogger gets all high and mighty and posts something that has them come off as tough and/or cool. Being bloghard usually consists of bashing other peoples blogs, bashing celebrities or musicians, or bashing common opinions without any real reason all from the comfort of their own living room.
"Hey did you guys hear that Brittany Murphy passed away?"

"Late pass dumbass."

"Whoa someone is a little bloghard, sorry I was trying to make conversation."
by standardspit December 27, 2009
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Blowtard

1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.

2: A generally annoying younger cokehead
God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.
by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005
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Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.
Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!
by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007
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Blowtard

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.
Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.
by worow December 9, 2008
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blow hard

An uptight person. Square. By the book. Ass hole.
My neighbor across the street complains about the loud music, he is a real blow hard.
by Br@ndon May 14, 2006
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Blowtard

Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.
Did you hear what that Texas Governor Rick Perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? If not you'll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.
by tikk August 23, 2011
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Bangladesh Blowhandle

When one performs a twisting motion while sucking on an erect penis until they hear a deep pop. They push the detached penis deep down their throat and swallow, completing the Bangladesh Blowhandle.
Dude wtf I woke up this morning with no d*ck!
Bro.....you took a Bangladesh Blowhandle.... I've been there.
by dirtypingo June 8, 2017
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