broadband butt 

(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.

Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.

broadband butt by Franz in HB May 28, 2006

broadband 

Fast internet service, which BT are slow to install!

When the fuck are you going to give us muvvafucking broadband?!?!?!

broadband by See you Jimmy? January 31, 2004

earthlink broadband 

GAYEST PIECE OF CRAP CONNECTION EVER. IF I COULD HAVE THE CHOICE OF BEING PUT IN JAIL AND RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE or TO GET EARTHLINK BROADBAND I WOULD WANT TO GOTO JAIL AND GET RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE. (I'm not gay btw)

Hey I just took a crap in the toilet, wanna see?

Yeah sure, omg wtf is that crap it's the gayest thing i've ever seen it looks like shit it has corn in it.

Yeah it's earthlink broadband!!!!

earthlink broadband by My aim SN is DJ V3X im me so i can be your friend August 6, 2003

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

Broadband Hand by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

broadband penis 

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds

Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started

broadband penis by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

Bathroom Broadband 

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl

Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'

Bathroom Broadband by Supersonic- November 14, 2009

Bloovmandary

Bloovmandary: noun, to be greater than legend, perfect of hair and cheekbones, to be only associated with deeds and works in the highest

Your hair is so Bloovmandary

Bloovmandary by Honeybadgerteam June 28, 2016