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Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018
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blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.
the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.
by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021
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BlinkingBlythe

when a wrecked car is respawned in a racing video game, and flashes for several seconds. The term was inspired by watching the garbage pail kids movie, and playing need for speed high stakes on the PC. When I wrecked my car, and resetted, I glanced at the scene where Dodger is tied to the sewer pipes
by Wally, and saw blythe smiling as she was about to walk over and the knob that releases the sewage.
I was playing Most Wanted, and my car was stuck in a BlinkingBlythe for a few seconds after I crashed.
by zezee June 23, 2006
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penis blinking

When a guy makes a quick pump by doing the opposite of what he would do when he pushes out shit. That is one blink. Penis blinking is the penis-ical equivalent of blinking.
"Once I start penis blinking, I just can't stop doing it an noticing it! Good thing no one else can tell."
by Will F January 22, 2008
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blonkin

A Blonkin is the act of taking a shit while getting head from a female.
by NastyAli February 29, 2008
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blinking contest

yo, im having a blinking contest
by kzli216 February 12, 2012
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Blinking Couch

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch
Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom
by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011
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