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Olympic Cock blocking

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010
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Stealth block

Stealth blocking is when an internet user is blocked by another user or by a website without being told. Many times, the stealth blocking will be initiated by a mindless bot that assumes you are a spammer using its algorithm. You posts might only be showing up for yourself (also known as shadow banning, which is heavily used by reddit and Google Plus), or maybe only one person won't see them (this is less serious and is most often seen on Facebook). This is considered a cowardice move by many, as not only is it a temporary fix to a long term problem (let's face it, trolls will find out when their b8 isn't getting replies and just make another account), but it often affects those who haven't done anything and just happened to get falsely marked as spam by an oversensitive bot.
1. I tried to contact my ex via Facebook to give me back my laptop, but I'm pretty sure she stealth blocked me.

2. My YouTube comments are now plagued with a stealth block because trolls kept marking my comments as spam and got the G+ algorithm to start blocking them.
by thisplacesucksass March 10, 2015
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Blockberry Creative

a company made by flops that are going in debt which only made a few bucks from the girl group LOONA trying to save their ass
person 1: hey do you stan loona?
person 2: oh the group that’s owned by the worlds most biggest flop called blockberry creative??
by loona4eva March 26, 2022
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house block gang

A group of friends that only hangout because they live on the same block.
Sam:Oh look it's the House Block Gang
Jim:Ya i hear they're only friends because they live next to eachother.
by Snaxeroni January 23, 2018
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Boston Block

(noun) Maneuver in which a driver blocks an entire lane of moving traffic in order to expedite a left turn or proceed straight; typically associated with Massachusetts and some Rhode Island drivers.
There is so much traffic, I have to do a Boston Block in order to make a turn here!
by PandaMan4lyfe June 8, 2011
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Reader's Block

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.
by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009
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soft block

when someone blocks you on twitter and unblocks you so you're not following each other anymore.
person: dude, did you dm freya about that thing?
person: ugh, no! she soft blocked me, man!
by zugwzang June 26, 2016
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