blowmers

Pants or shorts that are easily accessable, in case of a blowjob. Typically jersey shorts, or anything without buttons or zippers.

"I'm pretty sure she's suckin'; Time to bring out the blowmers."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

Bloomed

When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.

Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!

by GettinBloomed May 7, 2013

Blemesquad

The best squad in the world. Are known for their special handshakes. (b d) (hand position). T.B.S is the creator (also known as Trizzy Boy). Reknown to be very "blème" and saying random things.

My name is Trizzy...

BLEMESQUAD!! b d

by Blemesquad November 23, 2011

bleemee

A person that is not only detrimental to have any form of relationship with. A bleemee is similar to or can be a gold digger, a scavenger or a leech.

My wife wants to divorce and take everything bro, i should of known she was a bleemee.

by Spazysmalls February 22, 2022

Bloemfontein

1. The capital city of the Free State province in South Africa, also considered the stronghold of English-resisting, traditional Afrikaners. Afrikaans music and sosaties abound here. Not for the faint-hearted.

John: Hey dude, why is Piet dressed in khaki shorts and a two-tone shirt?

Paul: Dude, he's from Bloemfontein.

by Silversword April 17, 2011

blomen

n. the combination of period-blood and semen, usually the result of having intercourse while the female is on her period, and/or when the female uses the penis as a tampon.

"that mixture of blood and semen on the bed sheets must be blomen"

by sexn00b December 27, 2009