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Belgium blowhole

When a guy jizzes in a girls ass in doggstyle position then she has explosive diarrhea covering the guy in shit and jizz
I heard Jake got nailed by a Belgium blowhole last night.
by assybitch August 22, 2019
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blowhole

A slang term for the mouth. Usually said when another is being annoying
Shut yer blowhole bitch!, im tryin to eat my chicken!
by Mr.Seaman October 26, 2003
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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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Blocklessness

The state one is in after having their block knocked off
Dave: Then I knocked his block off
Eric: Yeah, I saw he couldn't even put together a sentence - he was dizzy!
Dave: Its blocklessness man completely and utter blocklessness
by dapogenez January 24, 2009
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Atomic Blackhole

When 2 guys are fucking the same chick and she turns around and you throw hot clam chowder on her face...kinda like a atomic black hole.
Billy and Joe gave Brittany a really soupy atomic blackhole.
by ArtWheatley March 1, 2014
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boston blowhole

The act of having water in your mouth and blowing it into your partners penis
Let's go to the taco and have puffer give us a Boston blowhole.
by Poop whore November 14, 2016
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Beluga Blowhole

When a male pees into a woman's anus while having sex and then pulls out to watch her blow it out like an enema.
Dale is ravaging Betty from behind when all of a sudden he pees into her ass and pulls out. She is so surprized that it causes her to release it out like a beluga blowhole, spraying his piss and her shit all over.
by Blowjob Betty 16 July 3, 2008
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