Blarpo

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009

network blip

The "offical explanation" for a brief network outage you are too lazy to investigate.

Network access has been restored, we suffered a brief network blip.

by Nemesis_SOB March 11, 2005

blipodcr

Used to describe a person who is acting ignorant, backstabber, stupid, idiotic, and just plain being mean: aka a Bitch.

Gosh, can you believe what she said? She is such a blipodcr

by george adams jennings March 26, 2008

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

blip

to shoot or hit someone (with bullets or words)

dude did you here? james just totally bliped lance out of existence

by blip_man November 11, 2019

blimpnic

A picnic on a blimp.

For Valentine's Day, John and I are going for a blimpnic.

by Joshman313 January 26, 2016

BLIRDS

A Blird is a visually impaired bird.

"Wow what's that in the air trying to fly noelle"?
"That is a blird "-said Ivy

#BlindBirdsMatter #TheBlirds #Blirds2016 #Fania'ssavingtheBlirds2016

by Blirds September 14, 2016