Blimped

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

by Robin Twist February 7, 2014

pig blapped

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.

Last night Lisa got pig blapped.

by big bizzie August 23, 2008

Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Blipper

Slang for an e-cigarette/vape pen with THC oil inside. (Basically a vape which get's you high)

Steve: Hey wassup you got your blipper on you?

Jack: Yeah we'll get so high from this!

by UKSlangman April 26, 2022

bitch blapped

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face

Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.

by Deejaybee August 26, 2010

Blipper

Someone who just can't decide if their is life right. Always changing house, boyfriend/girlfriend, never sure if they like someone, will always cheat on someone or they keep arguing or falling out with friends then getting temporary friends to make the ex friend jealous.

Scott: Damn! That girl is such a blipper, she needs to get her act together!
Rhandri: ikr! She's cheated on a couple guys to and she's never had a friend for more than 10 days!!

by SearchBlipper February 19, 2017