Blert

Someone who is below average intelligence

You is just a BLERT

by CORF February 12, 2003

Bertation

Bertation, a term coined by CBS News' Serene Branson, can be simply defined as a massive error in a normal sentence, where it gives the impression you are either

a.) Possessed by demons
b.) Mentally retarded
c.) Having a stroke
d.) From the moon.

There was a heavy bertation tonight

Hey, so how abou dears der aer taerss oh my god, I totally just had a bertation

by Bertation March 3, 2011

Heavy Bertation

Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.

Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.

by ironic777 March 4, 2011

blurta

The Blurta is another name for ones anus.

If you dont shut up, I'm going to ram this ruler up your blurta.

by casa September 8, 2005

bertation

The emotion felt when a favorite performer does not meet expectations at an award ceremony, despite multiple nominations.

Sometimes spelled, "burtation" or "bertasion".

Well a very very heavay-uh-heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.

by OregonMyOregon March 5, 2011

blerton

the best looking albanian you‘ve ever seen with a fucking 7“ cock that can destroy every girls ass

Girl 1: is that blerton? i want to fuck with him so bad
Girl 2: yeah, i did last night and he was sooo good

by gabe itch 69420 September 27, 2020

Beertastrophe

1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.

2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.

3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.

Dude, sorry you dropped your twelver. That was a total beertastrophe.

by helamonster April 28, 2011