Blendon

A quiet, funny, sweet guy. He is cool but always gets "picked on" in class. He has a best friend that he spends time with all of the time. He is really nice and is a good person.

Blendon is so funny, cool, and is a good friend.

by Random •_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_• March 12, 2015

blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.

My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017

is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

Bleona

Bleona is a beautiful name, it comes from Albania what i hear of it. I have a friend called Bleona. If you meet a Bleona, she’s so beautiful, kind, very hot, trustworthy, sweet, honest, cute, but she doesn’t give a damn about anybody, she’s the hottest. Bleona has the hottest body, she is the glute queen too. When girls see Bleona they want to cry so bad such they want to kill themselves because they can’t look like her sadly. Guys also would die to have a girl like Bleona.

Guy #1: Broo, look at that chick, i wish my girl would look like that.
Guy #2: Damnnn bro, she’s fire, she must be a Bleona

by Maria Luisi Ta Krisi April 13, 2020

Blended Family

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.

Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.

by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

Mexican Juice Blend

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea

Yea, we did a Mexican juice blend last night

by Tyhla October 31, 2020