Blemish

A vagina on ones face. Most commonly on the forhead. Very similar to a dickhead.

''Omg that woman has one huge Blemish!''
'' I want to fuck her Blemish''

by J Moody November 20, 2006

blems

to be blunt; to speak honestly on a given topic; used with the word to throw blems or to drop blems on something, that is key.

Shiela be throwin' blems on it, when she is talking about her brother.

by P-Row da Hero April 12, 2011

Blemish

When something is not up to standards.

Hey that coat your wearing is looking a little blemish.
Yea i was playing that new video game its a little blemish.

by t-yooooo November 14, 2009

Bemuse Bouche

Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.

The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bleemus

The layer of coagulant like jelly that forms on the top of certain creamy soups after sitting. This layer can easily be diminished by the stirring of a spoon.

I'll eat the tomato soup, but only after you remove the bleemus.

by Soup Knotz April 8, 2015

Blefuscuism

The hatred of short people by tall people. Named after the islands of Lilliput and Blefuscu two fictional island nations that appear in the first part of the 1726 novel Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift.

BOB: Why doesn't Henry ever pick Sam?
MIKE: Henry has a serious case of blefuscuism!

by Dilborg February 3, 2019

girls with acne n blemishes

YOU ARE FINE AS HELL DON'T BE INSECURE

yall are drop dead gorgeous girls with acne n blemishes

by trintuhdebone May 6, 2019