finger bled

When a pleb inserts his finger into another man's anus, and the tensing of his anal muscles causes blood loss in the pleb's finger.

Dude, we were trying some kinky shit yesterday and that pleb got some serious finger bled.

by lookatmymushrooms January 10, 2016

newly-bled

when a girl starts her period she is pronounced newly-bled

jenna: WTF IS THAT BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY PUSSY!?
mark: damn ur a newly-bled

by bentwilly96 September 3, 2023

bled mission

To fail an objective

It was a bled mission

by M&M2017 September 23, 2017

bled

A fashion style that mainly consists of the colors red and black, a bit a white sometimes, and scarcely any other colors. It's also something you can call someone due to wearing the fashion style.

Daniel: Like my bled style?
Dave: Yeah, Christy wears bled too!

Rob: Yo, look at that bled guy!

by Xinuamed October 13, 2020

Bledding

the phenomenon that occurs to females during menstruation where blood leaks onto the bed.

"She was bledding"
"I bledded last night"
"It's so not fair, guys don't have to deal with bledding"

by JadeClaire May 21, 2015

Bled

Friend or companion.

Alright “bled” how’s it going?

by Lefty_scum October 21, 2020