Spank Bank

It's just a bank full of disgusting thoughts for rubbin one out.

Billy: Dude this girl showed me her perfect massive tits this weekdend.
Zac: Did you put that image in the spank bank?
Billy:Yeah dude I'm gonna rub one out later to it via spank bank.

by laflamablanca November 21, 2010

spank bank

the images, videos, memories, etc. used for a happy healthy session of masterbation.

It had been a few weeks since he had had sex, so he felt it necessary to get out the spank bank and jerk off happily.

by Weapons of Mass Seduction March 10, 2009

Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.

I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!

by Wankoffski February 26, 2023

spank bank

n.

1. A collection of visuals that one stores in their memory for future self satisfying purposes (i.e. nipslips, cleavage, thongs)
2. The mental file of all the times one has had sex.

1. Did you see her ass? Ya, I'm totally putting that in the spank bank.
2. Last night I had sex with Lisa, another deposit in the spank bank.

by AllYouNeedToKnow February 5, 2014

Spank Bank

A mental collection of images or sequences, either remembered or imagined, used for quick reference in times where a certain kind of inspiration is required.

She's taking number one spot in the old spank bank tonight.

by pieman44 September 20, 2012

no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

spank bank

A group of boys or girls you would want to "spank". When a person is in the spank bank they have no personality nor speech, just an ass. A nickname is a must.

Damn Snyder's looking fine, he just moved up to number one in my spank bank.

by iraassylaeitak May 25, 2006