bagling - n - 1.) a bagling is a fry dislodged from the frypod and resides in the bottom of the tasty fast food's bag, which becomes inedible after touching the bottom of the bag 2.) a douche-bag's apprentice, aka his douche-prodigy
1. Dude why the hell didn't you hold the bag, now there are baglings and those damn baglings taste like shit.
2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.
2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.
by S to the RAGE September 30, 2009
Get the Bagling mug.The act of drunkenly staggering around the city looking for your car, because you can't even remember where you parked, that's how drunk you are.
I heard Stanley was so drunk, he spent the whole night bongoling before falling asleep outside the grocery store.
by Lemonade141 December 2, 2019
Get the Bongoling mug.the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”
Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!
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Get the Bageling mug.Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.
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Get the Blagging mug.The Study of Blagging. once you have studied Blagology you can qualify to become a Blagologist see www.blagology.com University of Blagology
The Blagology examinations once passed allowed one to become a fully fledged Blagologist and enter into the elite world.
by opalfruit December 2, 2009
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