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Marsha Blackburn

John: Hey, uhh, Nate?

Nate: What?

John: Someone just took a giant shit and clogged the toilet.

Nate: Oh god, not another Marsha Blackburn...
by agoofymovie January 24, 2022
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Blackulty

school personnel or faculty members of african or west indian descent; especially rare in the WASPy new england prep school setting
'YO man, did you hear they might hire that black physics teacher?'

'Seriously? It's about time this school got some blackulty.'
by $$$MONEY March 20, 2010
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Blackout Wednesday

The day before Thanksgiving. This Wednesday is the biggest bar night of the year, therefore you should get blacked out. No one has work or class the next day, so there are NO EXCUSES.
Absolutely, this Blackout Wednesday is going to be epic.
by mark brochez November 23, 2010
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Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.
Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!
by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008
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Blackout Pat

Where you party until you get blackout drunk and get naked. Then proceed to hump everyone in the room and put your genitals in their face. Usually consists of staying naked the rest of the night.
"Watch your girl, here comes Blackout Pat"
"It's like a penis but smaller"
I got so Blackout Pay last night I lost all my clothes"
by Republic of Texas May 18, 2016
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Food Blackout

when one gets caught up into the process of eating and at the end of it forgets how much one ate.
Dude i had food blackout once I ate like 3 hot pockets, family size bag of Doritos, a oven pizza, and went to Mcdonalds in the past hour.
by Slow tom a.k.a El Heffe October 21, 2010
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Strategic Blackout

(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).
Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.

P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.

Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.

P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.

Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014
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