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Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.
Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole
by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009
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Blackpool Bling

Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.
Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)
by LuC.K8 November 14, 2004
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blackphobia

when black people are acting scary you run away but they are faster then you then they pull out the 9
Bro i think i got blackphobia since im scared of the black people on my block
by ballsofanigga February 22, 2022
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drama blackhole

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.
"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"
by thegoodex November 23, 2009
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blackwholism

n/adj.

It is the behavior of keeping something a secret or held in confidence. Often used as an adjective to describe information being exchanged that is to be held in confidence.

The term orginates from the idea that once something has entered a black hole, it cannot escape.

The "w" is silent.
Al: So you let her in your office? What did she want?
Bill: Yeah, I did-- and this is blackwholism, ok?
Al: Of course!
Bill: She wanted me to use a CIGAR!
Al: WHAT?! At least it's biodegradable.
by drewplaysdrums December 30, 2010
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blackamalan

Gabe is blackamalan.
by Indiansfaan December 17, 2008
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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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