bjorn

1.to completely destroy or defeat past the point of ridiculousness.

guy a, "oh no an asteroid's gonna hit us!"
guy b, "planet earth is about to be bjorned"

by dimitrius bjorn November 21, 2009

Bjorn

Bjorn is perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes with soft, long, brown hair. Has the best abs and body. the best personality as well. He's very good at hiding his emotions. even though bjorn seems so perfect (which he is) he is the biggest douchebag I've ever met. he breaks girl heart's so easily because they fall for him so hard. by far the best kisser ever, and best at feeling you up. but don't be fooled, he talks so much shit about you behind your back, watch out. soccer is he main sport, but he also does some others.

perfect bjorn

by yes please bb February 14, 2014

Bjorn

Something like... "Urban Dictionary~ Bjorn; also known as that sexy, funny, awesome norwegian that makes Haley laugh. Hilarious, sexy, and just absolutely amazing, he likes to be a tease, but also can be romantic and silly at times. He's hot as fuck, even so that the sun would be jealous. One would be crazy or lesbian to not want to hit that. :I

Awesome Bjorn

by ThisChick November 29, 2012

Bjorn

A Dick with a mushroom haircut

Bjorn has mushroom hair

by wubafeet May 28, 2020

Bjorn

A bjorn can be whatever you want it to be but when people use it they often refer to waps or rambos. For example. “You best hope I don’t catch you lacking cah you’ll hold my bjorn in your chest”.

I’m gonna back my bjorn on this neek

by L~bandzz🐝 January 4, 2020

Bjorn

Bjorn is the only perfect being on earth, he is everything a female wants in a male, he is romantic, protective, loyal, and the soulmate of, "Natalee"

All females: There is no such thing as a perfect person
Soulmate: Shut up! Bjorn is perfect can't you read?

by Gachakitty April 28, 2021

Bjorn

He is a real man. Traumatizing all women around him, he is the one and only horny, porny, bjorny

Bjorn just made out with my mom

by YikesI'mCool November 23, 2021