bitchuation

It is a bastardized version of situation, only it is exclusively reserved for use with scenes and/or circumstances involving females.

"Hello sir, what was the bitchuation like at the concert last night? Any hot women looking for some action?"

by Richard Morris June 13, 2004

bitchalated

beaten, attacked, when someone is beaten bad or slapped, also see uberbitchalted

" hey dude, you just got bitchalated"

by Andy_Ice May 3, 2005

Bitchuation

When one finds themself in a situation where they have to be a bitch even if they don't want to, but it is understood and agreed to by many others

Sue was so out of hand last night at Bunko. I found myself in a bitchuation where I had to tell her to shut up or leave.

by laura leigh March 15, 2009

Bitchplank

Snowboard specifically made for a female. EG Burton Feather / Feelgood / Chorus / Face, Palmer Touch, Ride Vista

That ho's got a fat bitchplank, shame she still can't land shit all

by l337 haXX0r March 18, 2004

bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

Bitchuation

When there is an extreme lack of female presence in a situation many are wanted.

Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"

by eddiethemanlyman May 7, 2010

Bitchutante

An upper class bitch coming out in fashionable society as a bitch.

Stephanie went to the gala and was a total bitchutante to the society photographer.

by Wong Cherry February 19, 2024