Biscuitian

Biscuitian (bi-ski-tee-an):

A heterosexual female who enjoys Cunnilingus.

John's girlfriend is a biscuitian.

by Frito Caska October 6, 2009

Hill biscuits

The vilest, sickliest and cheapest contents of a Snufbag. Officially classed as food but should never be consumed by humans. Ethiopians have been known to turn their noses up at these foul creations, choosing starvation instead.

Mickus: What's in this week's Snufbag?

Mum: A bag of crisps and 18 packets of Hill biscuits.

Mickus: OK, throw me the crisps and shove the shit down the bog where it belongs.

by Lumpbag April 26, 2009

Biscuits and stimulating conversation

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

by JaimiePotter December 28, 2019

buttery biscuit base

A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.

I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.

by jabba27 July 4, 2011

biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009

Popeyes Biscuit

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018