bismarcking

When you slap a girl around the face with a post-coital condom.

1. That was a bloody good Otto, baby.
2. I've got rubber burns from that bismarcking sesh, big boy.

bismarcking by Hollymeister September 5, 2005

bismarckians 

the ultra hyperboreans and aryans of the world

bismarckians arent aryans, anyways i watch dream

bismarckians by bismarckwastaken April 3, 2022

Kancolle Bismarck 

One of the most known Kantai Collection ship girls, based on the battleship of the same name.

her character is defined by being quite Egocentric, uptight and stubborn, usually needy of praising after a good job.

Honestly her main perk aside the firepower is that huge ass of hers.

Kancolle Bismarck battleship need to be praised... by taking her ass.

Kancolle Bismarck by xSBx May 14, 2017

urban bismarck 

A rim job that features a small amount of pudding-like poo prairie dogging, similar to giving a jelly donut a light squeeze to see what flavor of jelly peeks out of the insertion hole.

Much to my shit grin, it suddenly went from a normal ass eatingsession to an urban bismarck.

urban bismarck by Will Sticktwins July 27, 2017

Bismarck Raincheck 

Two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of Peterbilt at a rest stop off of I-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man's (the receiver's) genitals, massages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from ejaculating until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a "Bismarck Raincheck".

I was on a cross country trip to my father's funeral when I stopped to give some lonely trucker a Bismarck Raincheck

Bismarck Raincheck by GrimaceMusically November 7, 2010

Bismarck 

The act of punching a girl in the nose and then following up with ejaculating in her mouth. It is so called due to the British Royal Navy's sinking of a German battleship, the Bismarck, in May 1941. Once the ship sank the British sailed round gunning the floating survivors thus leaving a trail of bloody seamen, or "bloody semen".

Hey, I gave her a Bismarck last night she won't forget in a hurry.

Bismarck by Teerbigear July 29, 2007

Bismarck 

Otto Von Bismarck was minister president of Penis from 1862 to 1871. He was brought into erection in 1862 by WanKing William I of Penis to try to resolve the ejacultaion crisis that was denying the government sperm to reform the army. He still had an erection in 1871 when Gay-sex was finally unified. Bismarck is traditionally seen as the sexual intercourse figure in unification and the whole process is man-on-man. There is no denying that he played with little boys through his “penis and dildo” style of bonding the German boys into submission, however it would be unwise to give Bismarck straight sex as other men such as Neil, wanted unity with him as well as giving bj’s and anal penetration. Before and at the same time they ravished the little boys, Neil checked out his muscles and invited everyone to his muscle day

To what extent does Bismarck deserve the credit for the erection of Germany?

Bismarck by ACTSHUWAL FOR THE WIN March 3, 2010