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flogging the bishop

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
by Drew October 3, 2003
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Bald Bishop

A completely shaved cock n’ balls.
She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.

She loves to worship with the bald bishop.

My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
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playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
by pat seick February 5, 2010
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beat the bishop

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.
Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!
by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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bald headed bishop

A term used to describe a penis
I'll take you out back and meet that bald headed bishop of yours -
by OdietheBoston June 30, 2016
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bash the bishop

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop
by bobby bobler October 16, 2003
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Bishop's Massage

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
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