biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009

Popeyes Biscuit

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018

Biscuit butt

When a girl's butt looks good in tight jeans, but it busts out of those jeans when she takes them off in the same way as a can of biscuits when you open the can.

Damn bro, her ass is phat.
Nah dude, she has a biscuit butt. Don't be deceived by the jeans.

by B.Hein October 16, 2019

Biscuit Lump

A girls throat or a noticeable moving area on her esophagus.

Girls Adam's apple.

I love making you laugh cause when you do your biscuit lump crazy moves.

If you don't stop clowning me girl Ima chop you in the biscuit lump.

by Ginja Ninja 68 June 15, 2016

bloomer biscuit

Another word for a female vagina.

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

slick biscuit

The art of enjoying the taste and scent of your womans vagina after sleeping off a long night, or day of intense sex. Applying your mouth and tongue to her womanhood and taking in the flavor of the residue.

We fucked for hours. I woke up first and had to give her a slick biscuit until the flavor was gone and then penetrated her again and busted another nutt, balls deep against her cervix.

by The Cornhole King January 18, 2005